I, Roscoe Jiabao Letian Chang, and I, Frederic Jiatung Lequn Chang, do solemnly swear that we will be the most fun seeking, pleasure loving, and spider eating kitties in this world, and will, to our best abilities, preserve, protect, and defend the universal law of gravitation.
我，若斯科.家寳.樂天張 和 我，非得列.家同.樂群張 ，莊嚴地發誓我們將是這個世界上最會尋找樂子，喜愛享受和吃蜘蛛的小喵，並且將盡我們最大的能力，去保存，保護，和保衛萬有引力定律。
